6 months
cameronmorewood
1116 posts |
2012-11-15
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Horrendously, laughably bad.
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2 years
rfcorriveau
1 posts |
2011-04-01
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Simply awful. This is a very very terrible movie. I feel like I have lost my time and I haven't listen this movie...! I will throw this in garbage if it was mine !!!
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2 years
Jane Boursaw
5 posts |
2011-01-01
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Dull comic-book fodder for kids.
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3 years
Abbey
111 posts |
2009-10-11 04:23:44
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4 years
Jim Lane
85 posts |
2008-08-07
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The story is muddled and slovenly, and the execution is unbelievably cheap-looking, with special effects that are miles beyond cheesy.
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6 years
Kamal 'The Div
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2007-03-10
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[It] made me laugh. I don't know why.
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6 years
Rob Mackie
1 posts |
2007-03-03
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The title describes the sound that you should make in your car, or on foot, or on mule, heading away from any cinema showing this film.
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6 years
David Nusair
158 posts |
2007-02-15
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...a light-hearted and mindlessly engaging time-waster.
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6 years
Christopher Null
178 posts |
2007-01-20
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you won't miss much if you give this one a pass
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6 years
Matthew Turner
117 posts |
2006-12-30
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Zoom is a shocking waste of a decent premise - it could have been the Galaxy Quest of superhero movies but instead it's a badly directed, poorly written and desperately unamusing mess.
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6 years
Stephen Garrett
16 posts |
2006-12-30
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... this fizzled action flick lacks the wit, style and substance of so many better efforts ...
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6 years
Philip French
91 posts |
2006-12-30
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Santa trapped in a chimney and choking on his own beard would be funnier than this.
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6 years
David Jones
1 posts |
2006-12-30
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... a copycat kids' flick that raises smiles but no laughs.
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6 years
Scott Nash
26 posts |
2006-08-26
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Ever the foolish optimist, I actually expected to enjoy Zoom.
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Toddy Burton
4 posts |
2006-08-26
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This comedy drags its feet, while the sappy sweetness will make you wince.
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6 years
Josh Hurst
2 posts |
2006-08-25
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Despite whatever connotations its title might suggest, Zoom is a movie marked by pure laziness, made by folks who either don't know or don't care what they're doing.
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6 years
Michael Szymanski
21 posts |
2006-08-23
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Want to see child superheroes? See Sky High, Spy Kids or The Incredibles. And Tim Allen is better and more curmudgeonly in the Santa Clause films
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6 years
Felix Vasquez Jr.
55 posts |
2006-08-22
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Zoom fails because it's ultimately bland, cheesy, and never really challenges its own formula seeking to make it one of a kind; it just wants to cash-in on an already exhausting fad.
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6 years
Frank Ochieng
60 posts |
2006-08-22
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Infantile, unfocused and dreadfully inept, Zoom is badly conceived...a totally faceless fable that strains for enlightenment but merely ends up as disastrous diversion
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6 years
Eric Lurio
48 posts |
2006-08-21
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First the good news: This film isn't nearly as awful as some would have you believe. Now the bad: It still sucks.
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6 years
Tim Cogshell
19 posts |
2006-08-19
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The kids are cute, Allen is affable and charming, and Chevy Chase shows flashes of his old brilliance, but mostly it's a little kid movie with bad CGI effects and nary a moment of real jeopardy or emotion.
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6 years
James Berardinelli
166 posts |
2006-08-19
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When it comes to action, comedy, and drama, three words apply: lamer, lamer, lamest.
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6 years
John Beifuss
90 posts |
2006-08-18
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Stink jokes, snot jokes, Smash Mouth songs, dependably dull Tim Allen, some truly obnoxious product placement and 'We're more than a team, we're a family' bromides leach the potential pleasure from this overfamiliar story...
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6 years
Daniel M. Kimmel
66 posts |
2006-08-18
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Playi[s] like a cross between Galaxy Quest and Sky High but without the wit and cleverness of either film...
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Lisa Schwarzbaum
65 posts |
2006-08-18
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In a feat of dullness quite powerful in its own way, this lifeless family comedy sucks the joy from every joke it touches; X-Men's Rogue would be envious.
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Mike McGranaghan
76 posts |
2006-08-17
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In all truthfulness, Zoom was better than I thought it would be...and by that, I mean that it didn't completely suck.
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6 years
M. K. Terrell
8 posts |
2006-08-17
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It's OK entertainment for preteens, while Cox adds some slapstick and love interest as a klutzy psychiatrist.
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6 years
Nathan Rabin
32 posts |
2006-08-17
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A cheap, ugly, forgettable footnote to the seemingly endless superhero boom.
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6 years
Sean McBride
17 posts |
2006-08-16
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derivative kiddie adventure falls flat on its face.
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6 years
Geoff Pevere
26 posts |
2006-08-16
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Zoom is another one of those endearingly cheap, twice-annual Tim Allen movies that seem to be forever playing on airplanes. (Next up is Santa Clause 3.)
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